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What Martha Stewart Doesn't Know About Halloween. PDF Print E-mail
Written by Niki Shrode   
Monday, 31 October 2005
How Can Halloween Save Your Marriage or Your Relationship?

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Flashing Pumpkin Cupid (Photo Courtesy Google Images)

Can A Costume, A Party and Some Scary Music Make Your Mate Get In The Mood For Tricks Or Treats?  Find out what Martha Stewart doesn't know . . .
  • Can Halloween Become A Romance Builder?
  • Can Pumpkins turn people into princes and princesses.
  • Can a love be kindled by pumpkin candle light?
  • What can you do to make this work?







SHORT TAKE:

The Night To Toast Your Romantic Spirit by Pumpkin Candle Light. 
The Shrode Report has learned that most couples have a great Halloween, with or without the kids and the candy. Carving pumpkin's and decorating for Halloween gets a lot of couples together on a week night. Gypsy Nick thinks that you should be creative and carve that pumpkin with romance in mind.


There may even be a moon to kindle the kisses.


Cat and Moon quilt (Photo courtesy Google Images)









Cutting the gourd together brings out primeval instincts. The Shrode Report has learned that the artistic juices flowing, can put some sizzle back into the occasion. Gypsy Nick says that he has learned from three irrefutable sources that Pumpkin light works better than spin-the-bottle at parties for two.















So HAVE A ROMANTIC HALLOWEEN . . .


As you bob for apples and eat candy from strangers, pause to count your blessing. There are 12 days of Christmas, but only one night for Halloween.

Marthe Stewart was never kissed by Pumpkin light, or she would pay more attention to this sidelight of what has become a romantic night for two.


Pumkin Carvings (Photos courtesy Google Images)



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Later,
Signed -  Gypsy Nick Sig 

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